69 of the Most Insane Things Found on Facebook Marketplace

Facebook Marketplace started as a place to sell your old couch. Somewhere along the way it became something else entirely. A museum. A confessional. A place where a person can hold up a broken tortilla chip, type in a five-figure price, and hit publish without a single doubt in their heart.

We collected 69 of the wildest real listings people have spotted while scrolling. Rare snack foods. Haunted furniture. Sticks with a firm no-lowball policy. Sellers modeling their own products in ways nobody asked for.

Every one of these was posted by a real person who genuinely believed a buyer was out there. And the scariest part? For some of them, there was!

These finds have been shared around Facebook Marketplace groups and Reddit forums for a while now, and we scoured through hundreds of listings to pull together the best of the best in one place.

Grab a drink. Let’s go through them one at a time.

1. Rare Batman Tortilla Chip, $15,763

Someone in Spokane was eating at Chili’s, looked down at a broken chip, and saw dollar signs. Not a few dollars either. Fifteen thousand seven hundred and sixty three of them.

The chip does kind of look like the Batman logo. If you squint. It also looks like a chip that snapped in half, which is what it is.

And the presentation is doing so much work here. It’s laid out on a napkin like a museum piece, photographed on a wooden table with the reverence usually reserved for rare coins.

The oddly specific price is the best part. Not $15,000. Not $16,000. Exactly $15,763, like there’s some kind of appraisal formula for restaurant debris.

2. Squirrel Costume, $20

Twenty bucks gets you a full squirrel costume, used once, and the seller is modeling it themselves in the corner of a bedroom. Committed to the sale.

The listing says it comes with acorns as an accessory, and sure enough, there’s a little acorn dangling from a string in the photo. Details matter.

The costume head sits way up on top so the wearer’s face pokes out of the neck hole, which gives the whole thing a slightly unhinged two-headed look. The blinds and bare walls behind them really complete the vibe.

Honestly, of everything in this list, this might be the most reasonable purchase. Used once. Fits large. Halloween solved for two ten-dollar bills.

3. Useless Piece of Absolute Garbage, $15

Marketing 101 says lead with the benefits. This seller went a different direction and titled a perfectly cute stuffed dog “Useless piece of absolute garbage” and asked $15 for it.

The thing is, the honesty kind of works. You know exactly what you’re getting. A small fluffy stuffed animal with no function whatsoever, priced like it has one.

There’s something almost aggressive about charging money for an item you’ve personal